genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

luisapa9:

Do you ever just wanna lay in bed with someone and talk about each other’s life until you both fall asleep?