sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

i can run on a treadmill for an hour no problem but being on an elliptical for 10 mins exhausts me

wth

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.