do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
i can run on a treadmill for an hour no problem but being on an elliptical for 10 mins exhausts me
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.